1. A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.
11. Gyms have two types of members: Members who wipe down the machines after using them, and the worst people in the universe.
15. If you're motivated to buy an expensive home exercise machine, consider a "wooden coat rack." It costs $40, uses no electricity and does the exact same thing.
20. If you need to bring your children, just let them loose in the silent meditation class. Nobody minds, and kids love candles.
26. A successful gym membership is like a marriage: If it's good, you show up committed and ready for hard work. If it's not good, you show up in sweatpants and watch a lot of bad TV.
27. There is no secret. Exercise and lay off the fries. The end.
hopefully these rules made you laugh since you know that laughing can help burn calories!
do you have any tips on working out at a gym? what steps are you taking to get more physical in 2012?
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